pame impala

thesokovianaccords:

here’s the thing about adulthood-

you will go for like three months with nothing happening and you’re bored as hell and then in the span of two weeks eight different things happen at once - some fantastic and some shitty and some just plain bonkers - and you’re just running around like a chicken with your head cut off and no clue what the fuck is going on

(via ladynoirist)

slut-jpeg:

snoopy image of the day

slut-jpeg:

snoopy image of the day

rudeus-greyrats-mushoku:

tsukism:

“she doesn’t call me every day like she used to.
we both have our own friends and boyfriends.
will the number of days when we don’t think of each other increase?
but that’s okay”

drforger:

mitsumi and shima’s little dance ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

richiejerimovich:

his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me

(via theyreinsensibleshoes)

titsay:

(via gentil-minou)

hgedits:

(via concoulor)

iamwestiec:

nonasuch:

thetardigrape:

pearwaldorf:

ashfae:

yourspecialeyes:

fortisfiliae:

captofthesswolfstar:

ao3feed-thorki:

bettsfic:

smarsupial:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

I raised an eyebrow while reading this.

This post made me quirk my mouth in amusement

This is so wonderful it makes me want to slot my lips together with all of yours.

yeah okay I barked out a laugh at this.

oh.

(via rpq-brain-dump)

fivestrandbraid:

I’m like Lana del Rey if she was afraid of sex

(via feelslikelalala)

lonestatus:

well if you’re not busy tonight maybe you could come over and we could tremble together

(via concoulor)